VIM Lighter, Penetrating, Quiet Wand

Awarded - Quietest Big Rumbly Vibe

VIM Lighter, Penetrating, Quiet Wand

Like snowflakes, romanesco, nautilus sea shells, crystals, and the upward helix of our own DNA spirals, the VIM wand is a sculptural fractal. This new wand has the look and feel of the art. Not only is it 50% quieter than the leading wand
but it’s also weighted on each end to make the waves of vibrations penetrate deeper into all that spongy erectile tissue of your body. Perfectly balanced, you can ride your orgasms for hours without hand fatigue.

VIM

The VIM engorges your whole vulva and all the tissue from deep inside to the surface. Once you’re fully engorged, the bracelet of erectile tissue that wraps around your vagina will be able to do all the work to make you come just from
having a penis or dildo inside you.

You can also train yourself with VIM to have extended orgasms by using the Edging feature. Click the plus button 8 times and see if you can stay in the moment of climax for as long as possible. You can teach yourself to come longer and longer and longer over time. Then you can up the intensity to have expanded orgasms that keep lasting longer and becoming more intense.

All these orgasmic techniques are simply learned skills, like all sex. And VIM is the new sexual personal trainer we’ve been waiting for since Mom’s massager made the scene.

Since you won’t want to leave home without VIM, let me save you the trouble of reading the instructions… To turn on the travel lock, press the minus and the FUN button. To unlock it, press the plus and the FUN button.

Now your luggage won’t be rumbling as you pick it up off the baggage carousel. Been there, done that!

Finally, the most powerful wand is reimagined as art ready to give us the ultimate pleasure.